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IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am
"punisher" was **** movie


HEY - Why so serious?


TAGS: beetlejuice doris joker funny
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 5:58 am
hey, FREAKING GREAT POSTER!
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 1:41 am
i'm constipated what do you expect
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 2:33 am
Okay sweet you made my pencil disappear, but seriously where is it?
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:37 pm
This motifake get 5 Beetle Juice and 5 Jokers. Well done. I'm still LMFAO...
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:12 pm
How do it feel to be in the hall of fame?
Sean - August 4, 2009, 5:05 pm
Looks like some kind of scam, though. I mean she is ***y, but what's all this "share your link" stuff? In the very least it's communism!
Airman - August 4, 2009, 3:49 pm
It's a site with pictures of a girl who just dumped a guy.. his revenge I guess..
CANADA - August 4, 2009, 3:41 pm
IDK but he hit all the top ranked
Agent K - August 4, 2009, 3:37 pm
is this a** clown going to post this link on every poster??
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 2:45 pm
SCORE!
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 11:10 pm
LMAO! I love irony xD
motifake - July 7, 2009, 10:19 pm

Amsome... its amsome!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
THIS POSTER IS f***ING AWSOME!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:12 pm
I know squeilers! and you...are a squeiler!
Eggnik - May 30, 2009, 6:17 am
I knew I wasn't the only one who saw a resemblance.
Justin - April 24, 2009, 3:54 am
Get away from me ya freak
who now? - April 13, 2009, 3:20 am
quality of movies aside, does anyone realize how good of a ph**oshop job this is? IT'S f***ING SEAMLESS
Porcelina - March 18, 2009, 6:16 pm
MWLF, you forgot to add- whilst on acid.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
First, watch the Dark Knight, and then watch Beetlejuice and pretend it's the sequel.
Dr. Rank - March 12, 2009, 9:48 pm
Beetlejuice was bull**** and so was the Dark Night. Dark Knight wasn't f***ing scary at all.
CWIS - March 10, 2009, 6:35 pm
LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE
Mark - February 20, 2009, 3:00 pm
This Clobber b***on is Bull****.
Fatty - February 20, 2009, 11:06 am
I think the site/poster rating reset with the new clobber/offensive b***ons at the bottom.
Airman - February 20, 2009, 10:43 am
What is going on. This has been on the front page of top rated for months.. now it has NO votes? The whole first 2 pages disappeared
RONSART - February 12, 2009, 2:27 am
MWLF glad to see you back...you been gone for too long...lol.
Culos - January 18, 2009, 5:18 pm
So it works for you, let's test me once more
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm testing to see if the avatars work. Don't mind me.
Tony Danza - January 16, 2009, 8:42 pm
this poster is NOTHING against LASERS!!! AND TONY DANZA!
Me - January 16, 2009, 1:35 pm
Dude, this is so cool. Two awesome characters, one great line.
LogicDude - January 15, 2009, 6:52 am
No, no...thank YOU MWLF. If I remember, Beetlejuice IS more verbal while the Joker is more violent...kind of like deja vu. I did have to give up my Joker persona though since SOMEONE COPIED ME. Thanks Vanner...just thanks. d*** you.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:17 am
Congrats, LD! I, meanwhile, have to be Michael Keaton. Although, he was Batman at one point...dammit, that's another caption I could've used!
Porcelina - January 15, 2009, 12:09 am
I don't know why, but whenever I see this Beetlejuice reminds me of MWLF and the joker reminds me of logicdude O.o
what the hell - January 11, 2009, 11:30 pm
ive had this happen at least 10 times today, i click on a random motifake and i end up at this one. seriously wtf
murderblade - January 9, 2009, 4:53 pm
one dead acting career, and one dead actor. brilliant.
Haarakkon - January 9, 2009, 12:19 am
MWLF, you really have no need to defend yourself from the masses. As you point out, any Beetlejuice quote would probably be too obscure at this point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:18 pm
--lend themselves to the picture. If you mean to imply that someone else made a "why so serious?" joke somewhere else, well then, duh.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:17 pm
Creative, welcome to motifake, where most of the 37,000 or so posters are just as you describe. I found the pic, and the title and caption seemed like the most obvious, but the funniest. I even rejected every funny Beetlejuice line because they didn't l
pro - January 8, 2009, 4:23 pm
Beetlejuice - Beetlejuice - BEETLEJUICE!!
Khatmonsuk - January 8, 2009, 4:10 pm
Hey, what movie is that guy to the left from?
Creative: - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm
im glad you know how to copy-paste from other sites
Vanner - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm
Good 'un
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 2:58 pm
A Masterpiece...I'm still laughing


BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!


TAGS: brock barack obama pokemon president
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by James

aesop's folly - November 11, 2009, 7:55 am
smack smack* OI!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 9:04 am
ON the corner....AK works ON the corner.
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 9:01 am
You better join AK in that corner.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:16 am
So long as Nurse Joy doesn't work for Osama...
Arrogant Knight - April 10, 2009, 8:53 am
Dammit, this made me chuckle... I'll go sit in the corner now. Sorry.


GO ON WITHOUT ME - But leave...(cough)...the cookies...


TAGS: kitten humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 3, 2012, 11:19 pm

WOW!!
caveman - March 3, 2012, 8:31 pm
over 600 now
lgvernon - February 22, 2012, 10:49 am

You may kiss my ring... Thanks for letting me know!~
motinet - February 22, 2012, 10:13 am

Blew through 400, now 500+ dang!
lgvernon - February 12, 2012, 6:38 pm

Thanks for letting me know. I had no idea. Thanks for all your hard work!~
motinet - February 12, 2012, 6:31 pm

Ummm looks like you will crack 400!
lgvernon - January 10, 2012, 10:52 pm

Thank you so much for letting me know, motinet! This is very fun! (BTW, I r a SHE)
motinet - January 10, 2012, 9:46 pm

wow, only his 19th motifake and he broke 100+ shares. Impressive.
lgvernon - December 31, 2011, 8:33 pm

LOL~~
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 8:05 pm
Don't Ask For Whom The Bell Tolls,It Tolls For Thee. Hemingway.
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:43 pm
Don't Ash For Whom The Bell Tolls It Tolls For Thee. Hemingway
Verdeckt - December 31, 2011, 10:29 am
Submit to Dig My Dog site


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


ANNE FRANK - Hide and Seek Champion, 1941-1945


TAGS: anne frank
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by DookieMan

fascistfrenchman - May 25, 2010, 10:50 pm
I concur with ax. Anne Frank went into hiding in 1942, and was arrested in 1944.
Haarakkon - February 26, 2010, 1:56 am
d***, Derek. That arid extra dry sense of humor kills me. Now I'll need to get a glass of water.
Derek - February 26, 2010, 1:36 am
You'll have to update Wikipedia with your evidence
CpnKangaroo - February 25, 2010, 9:38 pm
did you know she was bi-***ual?
BOHICA - October 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
awww, the Nazis took her life AND her title. That's terrible.
DarkenedAngel - October 13, 2009, 5:51 pm
wow. what a poster!
JaysynB190 - August 29, 2009, 10:31 pm
Really wrong (I even starred in the play her diary was based on) and I still smiled...good job
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 8:10 pm
Heh heh. Good one.
Nobody - October 9, 2008, 11:44 am
Kinda snarky, but I still got a giggle out of it. Overall a thumbsup.
East03 - August 15, 2008, 3:17 am
So wrong...but yet so right. I declare this to be today's winner!
ax - July 26, 2008, 3:32 pm
that would be (acoording to wikipedia):`On the morning of Monday, July 6, 1942,[14] the family moved into the hiding place....on the morning of August 4, 1944, the Achterhuis was stormed by the German Security Police (Grüne Polizei) following a tip-off f
Sean - July 21, 2008, 10:48 pm
Still too soon ... or maybe not. 5 from me. What a beautiful picture.


CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.


TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Dagger323

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm
And Clint checks his lawn for "d*** Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am
Nice x 5.


POOR BUBBA -


TAGS: bubba lucky ugly girl hairy
Rating: 2.88/5
BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 7:53 pm
Feel sorry for thee tattoo artist who had to ink that mess.
Jmac0585 - June 19, 2009, 12:38 pm
HAHAHAHAHA... That's for LD's Comment. The poster makes me want to puke.
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 11:28 am
Oh noooo! The fish is swimming right into that net!
Mosseyed - June 10, 2009, 7:15 pm
Maybe... but how can you be sure anymore?
Erecrottod - May 24, 2009, 12:47 pm
Is This a girl?


DO YOU REMEMBER - When you tried to kill me and I disappeared under your bed? Me too.


TAGS: spider revenge book bed kill
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Damen

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:23 am
Yup. That's the motifake I needed to read right before going to sleep... or at least bed.


GINGER KIDS - When will they find a cure?




EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


CHOPPERS - I wonder how often he cleans the bugs out of his armpits.


TAGS: motorcycles choppers bikes bikers
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by okami

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:28 pm
Dude, he's ready to go hang gliding.
EmilioDumphque - September 23, 2012, 12:12 am
Apehangers! Illegal for decades. Your arms go to sleep, but some of these dopes persisted.
James - October 8, 2009, 5:18 pm
Then a sharp turn comes....
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 6:44 pm
ROFLMAO


ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.


TAGS: once you see it you will **** bricks
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

Silvermist - April 8, 2009, 5:16 pm
lol I didn't **** bricks but I was concentrating so hard on the red circle trying to figure it out that when I saw the kid it startled me a bit.
amina - February 8, 2009, 6:00 pm
KRoNiK- wow, thats a change of pace, you calling someone else racist XD.
KRoNiK - February 8, 2009, 1:14 pm
Hey Wowzers f*** you. You racist a**hole
wow - September 30, 2008, 7:42 pm
f***ing idiots, look on the left, it's a black dude
Wowzers - June 19, 2008, 5:30 pm
Can't believe some of you crackers are scared by negros
Solland - May 2, 2008, 11:31 pm
omg that scared me, if you cant see it look to the left middle, left of the white dot
Neal - April 29, 2008, 3:24 pm
this is just g**... if there is nothing there... DON'T DRAW A CIRCLE YOU IDIOTS!
Wow - April 18, 2008, 3:59 am
Freaky...fer shizzle
frenzypanda - April 6, 2008, 2:04 am
bravo!!! It did scare me a bit...
oretty sure - April 3, 2008, 1:20 am
This is from the end of the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre
unexplained_paranoia - March 27, 2008, 11:32 am
Yeah... I don't get it. Is this one of those creepy pictures where you focus on something then the picture changes to something freaky?
the shrimp - March 21, 2008, 10:38 pm
does anyone know where this image came from?
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 4:18 pm
I don't think it's supposed to be creepy. It looks like that with the atmosphere, and there's just a kid looking around the corner.
Gareth - March 18, 2008, 2:01 pm
I think thats the point. You focus on the circle then crap there is a creepy person!
Chris - March 18, 2008, 12:31 am
i see the creepy looking person, but whats the red circle for?


SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.


TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm
Been done, and anonymous...


OPTIMISM - when the zombie apocalypse finally happens I'm going straight to the graveyard to play the best game of whack-a-mole ever.


TAGS: whack a mole
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

crankyhead - March 15, 2013, 6:22 pm
Cheers Theo. =)
TheOne - March 13, 2013, 8:51 pm
Love it Crank. 5L.


THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.


TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by jalford

sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol


THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?


FANTASY FOOTBALL -


TAGS: geek jocks football dungeons dragons
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:35 pm
But then...who's the DM?
jimicapone - November 14, 2011, 6:36 pm
Jocks aren't smart enough to play D&D.
MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:29 am
Couldn't agree more ... and I work in an office full of players. 5 d20's
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 9:43 pm

jocks who always wanted to play D&D
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:03 pm
Who plays this anyway?


CONTROL - You can't always control who walks into your life... but you can control which window you throw them out of.




M o n s t e r s -


TAGS: monsters spammers trolls site hijackers etc
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode


SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


ROCKABILLY-THE PLACE WHERE AGEING GOTHS AND PUNKS GO TO RETIRE AND DIE. -


TAGS: rockabilly old goth punk
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Michael Hans

CANADA - September 3, 2009, 3:44 pm
k before I commit to saying anythin I need shamrock here to confirm if she is a she.


FALCON PUNCH -


TAGS: falcon punch drink
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Limeman

HerculesUltimateHero - September 13, 2009, 2:41 pm
FALCOOOOOOOOOOOON PUNCH!!
Katrina - April 1, 2009, 11:26 am
OMG!!! Nice
motifake - February 26, 2009, 1:55 pm

OMG! LMAOOOOO
Fatty - January 26, 2009, 5:04 pm
HA! +5


EPIC FAIL - Not for the weak of forehead


TAGS: sports fail epic forehead weak retard
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kom

ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:43 am
KOM ~ can I used this on Caveman's newer site uploaded in 2012 (Sporting Breakdown)? I'll reverse the image so nobody knows I swiped it from a guy without an Avatar who got over 500 votes somehow.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:56 pm
I love this poster. The runner has 5 on his running trunks and this poster gets a 5. Good job
Whoever - June 13, 2009, 5:46 pm
Epic Fail, Apply Directly to the Forehead
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:41 pm
I can only a**ume that this one got its votes wiped due to fraud ... or the clobber b***on has been left out again by admin. Anywho ... it's a solid poster. 5 from me.


Old Saw -




MYTHBUSTERS - The early years


TAGS: bunsen beaker from the muppets
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Vitek

fascistfrenchman - July 20, 2010, 3:25 pm
Lol - that's awesome.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:14 am
Proof positive that there's always undiscovered country.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:12 am
I don't get it why no one has come up with the idea before, I just saw something similar and made this poster.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:08 am
The connection you made between the two. I'm not a fan of mythbusters, and I did love the muppets.... but to draw the two together? Perfect!
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:06 am
which part, the mythbusters, or the muppets?
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:02 am
I frickin' love this!


GOOD DAD -


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little **** doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm
FUKING SPECTACULAR! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm
Amsome!
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD


ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.


TAGS: duck fear
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Peter

zoomer296 - January 28, 2013, 9:58 pm
(Not really.)
zoomer296 - January 28, 2013, 9:52 pm
It's REAL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rMe3BxYagA
Clem - February 2, 2009, 11:51 pm
YAY for Gary Larson!


G.I.L.F. - God- It Looks Feral!


TAGS: wake me from this nightmare
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

thedanimal - July 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Chooot em!
Dave809 - June 6, 2011, 10:57 pm
**** where did you find my second wife? Please put her back under the rock where you found her...
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:11 am
ummm...somebody pass the sandpaper, my eyes need a good scrub
Trolanator - April 7, 2011, 12:44 am
EWWWII!!! wish i hadent seen this
Samson - April 6, 2011, 4:13 pm
Grandma?


IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm
threesome's up :)


REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches


TAGS: redneck no teeth matching dna
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm
Rednecks? These look like Walkers.
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 1:54 am

Are you be saying that I'm am using improper english? Eh, I never really had very good grammar, I'll admit. But I don't see the fault in this one. Please elaborate RD.
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:26 am
Funny, work on sentence structure


YODA HULK -


TAGS: yoda hulk yodahulk
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by eurekaaaaa

CaptCourageous - October 18, 2011, 9:31 pm
that is just epic, 5l
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:19 am
No matter how many times that line gets "ripped off", nobody will ever deliver it quite as well as Bill Bixby used to.
house - September 20, 2011, 7:04 pm
pic would also go well on ph**ochopped.org


~ QUESTION ~ - “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”


TAGS: monday friday question weekend
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:26 pm
Heh, Gingercat.


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.


TAGS: looney tunes is the uncontested king
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am
d*** it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)


HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet




FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by house

Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm

...and all the pages are blank.


CAPS LOCK - …FOREVER IRREVERSIBLE.


TAGS: caps lock
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by RL…

freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:02 pm
LMAO
Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 5:51 pm
THANKS TO APERTURE SCIENCE THE IMPOSSIBLE is easy.
RAWR - September 4, 2009, 4:01 pm
FUUCKKK!


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by gergroy

Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


INTERVENTION - If you know of, or are, one of these people please get a life or switch to twitter.


TAGS: characters help facebook twitter
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:04 am
Booze, really? The strongest thing we get up here are slurpees and those weiners that no one really knows how long they've been there.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:13 pm
The rare times I go, I'd say #7 and #11 describe me best. Wait... 7 eleven? Coincidence those two numbers are the name of a little shop that sells booze? }:)
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 11:26 pm
damm maibe there is somthing afterall for the need of aspel check...bahaha!
hcs308709 - March 15, 2013, 9:39 pm
You must mean arbriTory Spelling, or have you switched to Twitter since you can't spell either
MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 8:43 am
Oquit braggin' about yourself forseti...where ya been?
forseti - March 13, 2013, 6:46 am
flawless! ;)
MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 9:20 am
We share the same one! Where'da think I got the skinny on ya dude...teehee thanks for dropping by.
Rudedog - March 2, 2013, 12:33 am
Sometimes you get to revealing. I think you're in cahoots with my therapist.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:21 pm
Read #12...bahahaha!
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:20 pm
Ich danke Ihnen sehr, mein Führer...teehee
Vinxman - March 1, 2013, 2:44 pm
Don't forget #17, the Grammar Nazi, who would point out that in #16, "every day" should be two words, not one.


ONE MORE THEORY -


TAGS: theory ark noah flood
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by ronsart

dancin - July 13, 2013, 1:40 pm
first guided missile destroyer!!
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:45 pm
Very funny....
dumnut - October 29, 2009, 3:12 am
lol hillarious
Sean - September 25, 2009, 7:28 pm
So there were dragons on the ark ... huge a** dragons ... t-rex dragons, brontosaurus dragons, pterydactyl dragons, etc. (x 1000) ... problem solved ... oh, and they were all babies at the time.
Darverses - September 25, 2009, 6:35 pm
People use dto call dinosaurs dragons... you know the word "dinosaur" wasn't even invented until the 1800's.
LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 3:59 pm
Yeah Kablamo, because every other picture on the internet was originally taken or drawn by the poster.
Kablamo - June 11, 2009, 10:51 pm
It's funny, but nice job stealing it from the comics page of the newspaper.
lol - April 3, 2009, 2:48 am
Whoever originally made that cartoon, GENIUS!!!
Grammar Nazi - April 1, 2009, 5:22 pm
nessie?
yon - April 1, 2009, 11:49 am
only nessie survived
Sean - January 24, 2009, 9:13 pm
here I thought that an asteroid wipe out the ark carrying the dinosaurs. thanks Ron. very educamationall.
Arrogant Knight - January 23, 2009, 1:06 am
You have a gift, Ron...
Porcelina - January 22, 2009, 10:59 pm
Did you design this cartoon?
Mark - January 22, 2009, 7:46 pm
Thank you sir. That's quite a compliment coming from the Motifake Master.
RON - January 22, 2009, 7:29 pm
Thanks MARK...by the way...love your logo of the eagle...am a eagle guy so really do appreciate your choice of.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 7:20 pm
I actually laughed out loud. 5


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airstreamphoto

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.


TAGS: ohio buckeyes michigan osu
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:26 pm
Sorry for the repeat comments. Screen didn't refresh when I tried to post comment
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L


THE OLD FASHION WAY - Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may.


TAGS: old fashion truth work
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

Sean - March 28, 2014, 7:48 pm
I see what you did there ... me with my big mouth all "Let's talk about that for a bit." Wellll played. I too won me some scholarships, but what I do with dead bodies I have to do on my own time. Glad to hear about your daughter. Amazing. Sincerely.
lgvernon - March 28, 2014, 2:13 pm

My daughter earned five of them, working like a dog. While still in school she went to work in her chosen field. Immediately after graduation, she won the election, becoming the youngest elected coroner in the US. She still holds that office. Amazing gal!
Sean - March 28, 2014, 12:10 pm
Scholarships that cover 90% of tuition, eh? Let's talk about that for a bit here. True that they can be "earned" in a sense, but "won" as or "awarded" are also applicable terms to these RARE commodities, no?
thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:06 pm
and the hurt feelings have defiantly fallen where they may...lol, somebody needs a dose of personal responsibility
nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2013, 9:25 pm
Oh look at Mister Republican; he's blaming the students for all of the debt instead of the welfare mamas that have about two babies every year. After all being hating on to students is PC. Blow it out your a*s!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:24 am
...what does it say here exactly?:'Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may'? Education would only promote Science & Society & save America, after all. Worse yet, stastics show you'll probably Vote Liberal if you Learn about reality..
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:20 am
C'mon America!Can't afford a reasonable education? I mean - they're cheap & it's easy right? Then you should just get a (what does it say here exactly)a 'barely above minimum wage job'& accept your life like the rest of us bitter rightwing losers.
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:56 am
...They should let you Edit your Comments - ! ...Not because of corruption & lies - but because some student bought a phone...All is clear now!: Fix the Economy!: No student phones - !!!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:49 am
The reason 1/10th of 1% has ALL the wealth & the Middle Class is gone & has no work is because some student - but not this one who does not show his/her face, & who *absolutely!* did each & every thing listed - is not corruption & lies. Now I understand!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 1:43 am
Can you verify all this? ...I see.
kimzter - December 8, 2012, 12:25 am
Awesome covered in awesome sauce
GaryO - December 7, 2012, 10:05 pm
BAM!
mariand - December 7, 2012, 5:16 pm
well said... 5 old fashion statements for ya.


BOILED CABBAGE -


TAGS: motfiake password help
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ughomer

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:39 am
This is one of my favorites, love it!
chickenlittle - February 18, 2014, 8:59 am
I will never be able to eat boiled cabbage again without laughing! Hilarious Ug!
TheSanityInspector - February 12, 2014, 2:19 pm
Oh my, that was brilliant! It should go into the hardback edition of Best Of Motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 8:21 pm
Hilarious, ug! Lmao!
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2014, 3:59 am
Especially annoying if you're trying to create an account to buy something time sensitive
JesusWept - February 1, 2014, 6:11 pm
Absolutely brilliant! L L L L L
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 5:54 pm
A big 5L thanks Uggie for sharing my password with everyone :(
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 3:29 pm

I haven't laughed this hard in a while~~read the last rejection and completely lost it. 5LLLLLs and faved~~Thanks for the Saturday funny. This is going on my FB page right now~~


SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!


TAGS: darth vader tool stormtrooper starwars facebook
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 1:05 pm
Thats why we have a facebook group now
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
Touche, Random.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 12:00 pm
You could, but then you would just sound stupid. It's how life works.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Fact is, getting Facebook involved exposes Motifake to more people... more people, more money. It's a win-win for Mr. M. Can't argue for that.
Chopperliscious - October 25, 2009, 8:37 pm
Thanks Agz. From now on it's Googles policy of "Do no evil" and chasing an honest click. The Webmaster fully wants us to use facebook - which isn't black hat - unless It's garnering votes ( which I did and repent of ). Honest clicks clickity clack.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:30 pm
Look at the company you're in right now on the top 7... this poster is worth it without getting "help"
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:29 pm
I really like this poster... a lot. But, to ask friends for 5L ratings? That doesn't make it a better poster. Just know in your heart that it's good, and let the ratings fall where they may.
Eugene - October 25, 2009, 1:41 am
Full of win, this is


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE BATMAN - It doesn't matter "who's there".


TAGS: batman dark knight
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by daydark

Sho - January 7, 2011, 4:14 pm
LMAO
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 9:01 am
I see.
DreMagnum - October 12, 2009, 7:20 pm
um its spelled pwn3d
aesop's folly - October 12, 2009, 7:15 pm
i thought the word: pwned
Woody - June 17, 2009, 11:50 pm
classic..... they should put this in the hall of fame.
Erecrottod - April 29, 2009, 2:56 am
Didn't get it :-
Grizz - April 8, 2009, 3:33 pm
Now THATS a motifake... NICE ;D
Khatmonsuk - December 28, 2008, 12:33 pm
Just brilliant ;D.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 27, 2008, 9:47 am
This is my favourite one of all time. It's almost as if the faces are made for this motifake.
john doe - October 27, 2008, 6:06 am
wtf?????....wtf is this....wtf did i just read....yesh,to much thinking...hurting my brain.
Roamer - October 26, 2008, 3:58 pm
I'm not sure if Batman's being extremely stupid or extremely cunning. I'm left in a conundrum; kudos.


REDNECK MURDERS - Are hard to solve because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records .


TAGS: redneck murder dna dental records
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 9:45 am
I luvs me a good redneck joke and even moe a good redneck murder...yee haa! 5L jus cuz it's redneck worthy.


GETTING OLD - I remember the words to every song from the 80's, but I forgot why I came into this room.


TAGS: aging sucks
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by WTFO

SteveFurlong - August 26, 2012, 11:51 am
I was going to make a pithy comment, but by the time the page loaded I forgot what I was going to say.
WTFO - August 13, 2012, 1:18 am
My first LP was Twisted Sister's Stay Hungry. Still can sing along to every song.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:37 am
Don't Stop Believin' was the first song from the 80's that I memorized (I was 9 when the album came out, it was my first LP)
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:21 am
Hey now, the Lassie song made me melancholy when I was a kid (no play on words here)…that heart breaking whistling at the beginning of e-v-e-r-y fricking episode….think I’ll have soup for breakfast this morn…Campbell’s soup
rerun - August 5, 2012, 11:11 am

Jeez.....I gotta tell you everything? The dog is Lassie
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:07 am
Bingo!…….huh, ‘bingo’ reminds of a song, but can’t recall that d*** dog’s name for the life of me.


LADY GAGA WITHOUT MAKEUP - The truth ain't always pretty.


TAGS: gaga sans makeup
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

Chopperliscious - November 19, 2009, 11:33 pm
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, cos I'm BLUFFEN with ma MUFFIN I'm not lying I'm just stunnin with ma love glue gurlin!


CAT RULES -


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
5 cats for this one


GUINEA SAURUS REX -


TAGS: south park guinea pigs
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by HtD

agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:07 am
Bad move, theboss. Too soon to call anything dumb.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:28 pm
If you dont understand the joke, dont complain about. Instead, watch Southpark, the startling. Then come back.
theboss - November 22, 2009, 11:27 pm
wow. i cant even describe how dumb this is.
jakegilday - November 22, 2009, 11:21 pm
LOL 5L
shadow warrior - January 27, 2009, 5:12 am
at least it's not a guinea pirate
stans dad - January 26, 2009, 2:43 am
o god!


THE LION KING - True story.




YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm
LOL!


I WANT A TANK -


TAGS: tank circular logic sean rl
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:47 pm
Huh? Mis * tress? Blocked?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:45 pm
Oh Mo(x12) Honey, listen. It's not you, it's me ... and by that I mean you just don't do it for me. But seriously, I could never cheat on my mis*****. That'd be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2014, 8:49 am
I knew you came back for me Sean.....we're special friends. Wanna go steady?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 12:53 am
"baseball cards in the spokes" that really takes me back ... to April 7 2011 when Mooooooooooooo said it!
spacedog - March 29, 2014, 2:27 pm
A classic poster where the comments are as funny as the caption.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:51 pm
Look. All I'm saying is that when it comes to rimming, Moooooooooo is tireless. He doesn't stop till he makes it all the way home.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:46 pm
Shoot: I forgot to mention the part about taking off the seat.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:45 pm
Test #2: what is Mooooooooooooo doing when he rides his bike after it gets a flat? Rimming.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:43 pm
OK, I now believe Mooooooooooooooo's last comment.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
Test: hunters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
really?...I can't say h***ers?....Prostitutes then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
Yeah, How can i sing "a bicycle built for two" while trolling for h***ers now?
Sean - April 7, 2011, 5:07 pm
Missing something from your garage, are ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 2:08 pm
That's clearly not a tank.....I've never seen a more obvious tandem bike with tassels on the handles and Baseball cards in the spokes.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:27 pm
"tank rides" has some alternate meaning, like "mustache rides" or "quantitative easing." Tootles ... and you owe me for all the advice.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:26 pm
I can't believe that I just give such valuable advice away for free. Oh, that reminds me. Hey Reality Lord, that bankruptcy trustee I referred you to is willing to accept payment in "tank rides." But I recommend you google that just in case ...
Airman - April 7, 2011, 11:49 am
Thx all.. this one was fun
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2011, 11:11 am
Nice one Air.
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:52 am
don't we all?!
Grim R@per - April 6, 2011, 11:11 pm
LOVE IT!!!
crankyhead - April 6, 2011, 10:18 pm
I got a tank for sale slightly used, although, it may be a howitzer, or possibly a futon.
rerun - April 6, 2011, 8:07 pm

you need a beer.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 7:55 pm

I NEEEEEED A TANK!
TheOne - April 6, 2011, 5:16 pm
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 5:12 pm
Gee, I don't get it. That's how I got mine! (Hee Hee. 5 tanker's bars.)


SLEEPING DISORDER -




Sink Fixed -


TAGS: finally got the sink fixed
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Ism

maoworks2 - June 14, 2013, 7:37 am
Now That's What I'm Talking About !
Silverheart - June 13, 2013, 4:51 pm

Installed the Jesus Filtration Unit5?


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call c******d
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and *** as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its ph**os like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~


UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's


THE INTERNET - It doesn't make people smarter. It just spreads stupidity faster.


TAGS: monkey see
Rating: 4.8/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:08 pm
lol We shall fight on the beaches... :)
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:41 pm
this summer on Britains Got Talent.. scientists are one step closer to recreating Shakespeare ..


THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

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twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to g** broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm
Excellent observation! Well done!


MORTICIA ADDAMS -


TAGS: cute creepy chicks retro tv cubby
Rating: 4.92/5

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tatespa - February 25, 2011, 9:58 am
Man I LOVED her!!


KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!


TAGS: klingon turkey turkeys thanksgiving
Rating: 2.84/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:10 am
my klingon is a little rusty but 'kabla'


HYSTERECTOMY -


TAGS: look for the silver lining in everything
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:32 pm
HA! Old school sandbox or new fangled ballpit?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:37 pm

lol


KIDS THESE DAYS -


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am
lol


I'M PRETTY SURE - this will get an A+


TAGS: maoworks history test
Rating: 4.81/5

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Cyberhagen - December 19, 2015, 12:27 pm
Nope, you got at least one wrong: Question 1 was a trick question: Napoleon didn't die in a battle. He was poisoned while exiled on his little island.
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:51 pm
History class sure has changed since I was in school.
MrFurry - February 20, 2012, 8:32 am
i dont care of the misspelling
IBrakeforTrees - January 19, 2012, 5:04 pm
Funny, but maybe some editing needed? Napoleon didn't die in battle and liquid is spelled wrong.
maoworks2 - January 7, 2012, 12:21 pm
Loud & Clear ?
mariand - January 7, 2012, 8:02 am
lol...looks more like a perspicacity test


EXCUSE ME? - You wanna take this outside?


TAGS: black people scary cross funny
Rating: 2.94/5

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Guest - October 23, 2009, 5:08 pm
Looks like Mark Henry's ready whup some a**


DUCKFACE - The ugly truth


TAGS: duckface truth reality
Rating: 4.57/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:58 pm
Actually my first thought was a can of spray paint to give that pumpkinhead a human skin tone.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:22 am
Don't you want to take a scissors and . . . . you know.


HEAVY METAL - Just because your music is awesome, doesn't mean you are.


TAGS: heavy metal music awesome kids
Rating: 3.32/5

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Mega48man - January 10, 2011, 8:36 pm
my god, i never knew there was a bad crowd in a genre i loved so much so long ago... blind gaurdian wrote some pretty sweet stuff to.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:12 am
Blind Guardian.... poser metal.... *eye twitch*
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:43 am
Blind Guardian and Hammerfall... Epic Poser Metal... *puke*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:35 am
and someone needs to put a anvil on that Hammer *shrug*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:34 am
um can we get verification that the Ginger is a Female O_o ??


FAGS - A inconsiderate person who often rides Harley Davidsons


TAGS: bikers south park
Rating: 3.2/5

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bikerchic2011 - April 29, 2012, 6:58 am
And your SO brave that you would walk up to this guy and say that to his face...lol YUP..your a douche my friend...oh, Im sorry, your a nonharley having douche...lol
Jericho - November 22, 2009, 4:38 pm
Yep, That Guy Is A Total Fag...Taking A Picture With All His Faggy Friends. Freakin Fags.


Rock Paper Scissors -




YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it


TAGS: mission impossible mind f***
Rating: 4.8/5

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Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm

nice
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm
Sounds like something I'd do...


A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.




LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...


TAGS: life like jalapenos burn ass
Rating: 4.83/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 1:23 pm
4L poster... BUT 5L to you seeing as I said it in something of a Mexican accent and laughing my a** of afterwards XD


EPIC FACEPALM -


TAGS: when you just know you messed up
Rating: 3.87/5

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oni - October 2, 2009, 3:54 pm
rofl wat he did ?
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 12:00 pm
*poster
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 11:55 am
Great movie and a great poser
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am
Most excellent! 5!
The Goat - September 23, 2009, 11:22 am
Bambi meets Godzilla - the remake!
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 10:40 am
5 Kung-fu hustlin' lions


FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.


TAGS: bush h** *** super **** bricks mind f*** emo awesome j******t america
Rating: 2.35/5

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domo - December 31, 2008, 10:45 pm
hahahahahaha


Today's Music -


TAGS: classic music today s pop rock
Rating: 4.75/5

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sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:48 pm
how long will Justin baby and the like be remembered? 5yrs tops if lucky
sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:43 pm
and you'll never know why we rock
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:27 pm
The clash and Run DMC.....RUN DMC?!?. 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:24 pm
Nirvana, the *** pistols, the kinks and the misfits....Classic Rock? In what universe?
nicholsjoshua15 - August 9, 2015, 5:43 pm
The top 40 music may suck nowadays, but is usualy always has, listen to the alternative, underground and foreign music you may be surprised.
EmilioDumphque - July 23, 2015, 2:33 am
Did you ever hear Wilson Pickett's Sugar Sugar?
GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:40 pm
Good point, 'cause lots of today's stuff is sure to be number two
nicholsjoshua15 - July 21, 2015, 8:27 pm
There's still plenty of great new music, remember the same year Jimmy Hendrix released "The Watch Tower" The Archies "Sugar Sugar" and it was #1, The year Smashing Pumpkins Released "Disarm" Billy Ray "Achy Breaky Heart" was #1.
EmilioDumphque - July 20, 2015, 7:40 pm
Angry young man poetry to a drumbeat isn't music.
Silverheart - July 20, 2015, 6:37 pm

Suck-ass music exists in every era, classic and contemporary. Get off of the top 40 channels, you just might find some good, new music.


YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!


TAGS: mlb jesus yankees suck red sox baseball
Rating: 2.66/5

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Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:22 am
Just because you said yankees suck. I give you 5L.
VinceVicious - August 20, 2009, 7:08 pm
A long dead prophet thinks a great baseball teams sucks. What a douche. (Go Yankees)


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

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Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.28/5

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WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been ra**d, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of ra** or inc***,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected *** at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, p********s, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his a**ertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, f*** off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from f*** ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-***e Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for ra**, inc*** and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


FRIENDS -


TAGS: friends with women sucks
Rating: 4.95/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:35 pm
If I like a woman I tell her that we're going to start dating. I don'tr ask her out, I tell her that we're going to start dating. It works like seventy percent of the time.
JesusWept - February 11, 2013, 1:01 pm
Start working for a "competing firm". Then there's a good chance that she'll "hire" you :-P
jedimonk - October 4, 2012, 8:57 am
never happened to me. I drop my pants and we become friends with benifits. stop being pussies. pull it out, she'll be too embarrased not to suck it. Ergo, friendzone averted.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:33 am
So...we ALL have had this experience???
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:56 am
so awesomely right ;( I'm in such a situation
Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:23 pm
Been there. *sigh* More than once. Now I know why: I give great resume.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:32 pm

this is amsome
johnny451965 - October 15, 2010, 6:18 am
story of my life!
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 6:34 pm
Bingo! 5L
crankyhead - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm
LOL Airman, this is great.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:06 pm
To true! 5L


FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.


TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffy pop
Rating: 4.93/5

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TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 3:37 pm
my wife just asked me to change to fire alarms out so i sent here this link lol
maoworks2 - November 9, 2011, 1:40 pm
that's a good one


JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!


TAGS: johnny cash holding a kitten
Rating: 4.56/5

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CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am

We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks a**.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm

This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm

At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm
And drug addict.


GIRFRIENDS TOO -


TAGS: safety tips motifake psa
Rating: 4.72/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:42 pm
I know Krav Maga; anyone trying to harm this young man is gonna get their a*ses kicked.
Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:28 pm
you're welcome. The being in the trunk part got my attention. Never thought of that
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:50 pm
Thanks for the safety tips Airman.


UGLY STEPSISTERS - They're not ugly. They're just drawn that way.


TAGS: ugly wicked evil stepsiter stepsiters cinderella walt disney disneyland
Rating: 2.7/5

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Fatt Matt - July 28, 2009, 12:56 pm
It's funny, I don't even have to wait for the poster to load. See the name - vote it 1...


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




GENESIS - Facebook version.


TAGS: god facebook adam eve garden eden satan apple status update
Rating: 4.2/5

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aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 6:32 pm
charming, 4/5 cause it isnt origa***
Informator - August 25, 2009, 8:00 am
WIN :D 5 lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Except that stuff aboot coveting a**...I'm all aboot coveting a**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Crazy? you'd have to be straight up Retarded to believe anything Christianity has to say.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:52 am
Well of course not! That would just be Crazy!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 2:49 am
For the record I don't believe everything here; especially that fake dinosaur fossils part.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:26 am
Fake dinosaur fossils for the crazy christians who believe that they were put there to test their faith! rotfl! Thats awesome. Nice jab at jesus!
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 11:03 am
I don't care what religion you are, thats just funny.


IRONY - It's a blast.




SELF-ESTEEM - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.


TAGS: beautiful monkey
Rating: 3.97/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:14 am
LMAO!


WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.


TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

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agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions


DRINKING PROBLEM - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.


TAGS: alcohol milk drinking
Rating: 4.97/5

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maoworks2 - November 14, 2011, 7:22 pm
I think I need some milk


WINDOW LICKERS -




LOL NAZI - Swastikas, they represent love, hate and lol!


TAGS: nazi lol swastika german hitler lol love hate
Rating: 2.83/5

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forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:35 am
He cannot be serious! o.O


EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.


TAGS: don t ask stupid questions kitten idiot dumb
Rating: 3.77/5

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TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:29 am
Am I going to hell for giving this 5L?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm
ROTFLMAO! XD
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm
That river runneth over...


HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.


TAGS: cant wait to hear your jokes
Rating: 3.46/5

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Chadley - March 30, 2010, 3:20 am
Alright! Ninjas think I'm funny.
Treehodger - March 29, 2010, 11:20 pm
I like this.


DRUMMERS -


TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.81/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:04 am
What do you call a girl that want to get with the bassist? Not yours, anymore... if he's Gene Simmons or Dusty Hill.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:00 am
If you're a girl during the 80's, and want to date... Steve Perry: Good-girl. Steve Tyler: Bad-girl. Joe Perry: s**t.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:58 am
To which I say: That's only a problem if the band don't rock!
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)


REVELATION -


TAGS: song kid lyrics
Rating: 4.57/5

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gas - August 9, 2012, 3:29 pm
You're right. she can't walk because she's missing the leg from the back -first version- or because she hasn't marihuana to smoke -2nd v.- But i don't think the lyrics say she's sad because of that
Sho - August 9, 2012, 2:12 pm
Always thought it said " La cucaracha ya no puede caminar". (the ****roach can't walk anymore)
twill1962 - August 9, 2012, 2:03 pm
La Cucaracha - it's about a ****roach that's sad because he doesn't have any pot to smoke. "Por que no tiene marijuana que fumar."
EmilioDumphque - August 7, 2012, 9:47 pm
"...with nothing but a fine toothed comb" (Bill Bailey: he had crabs, but she realized she gave them to him!)
BoneCD - August 6, 2012, 6:22 am
Been there, done that! 5L
SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 7:45 pm
_Puff the Magic Dragon_ struck me when I was about ten.
mariand - August 3, 2012, 2:10 pm
yeah...I know what you mean


REDNECKS - You will spot them anywhere.


TAGS: redneck pool truck
Rating: 4.33/5

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TTill - December 27, 2012, 11:58 am
polythelia not n!pples, I know now the latter is a bad word.lol
TTill - December 27, 2012, 11:56 am
I like them for their 3rd n******.. they are great!
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:33 am
You don't have to like rednecks but, you've got to admire their ingenuity!


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